Logan,
Look, I see what you're doing. I just watched your video, and... no. It's not going to happen. You want to be the cool, laid-back, West Coast XR Dad who has the dankest memes while I'm stuck being the straight-laced all business all the business time business East Coast XR Dad? No. Can't do it. Too busy. I have important business meetings with important business people in important business places. In the last week I have been to San Francisco and Los Angeles and New York. I've got important things to do. And that means I don't have time. Right now I have to go play in the woods with my kids. And they don't think I have any time for this either. Sorry.
XR XR,
Alex